Has anyone here seen Bug 50,000? If not you should, it is funny.
https://issues.apache.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=50000
The original report is great, nice to see such sense of humor coming out in the OP.
I do however particularly like the last line of comment #3 ;D
Yepp that is a good one :-) I read it already since I'm on the docs@ and bugs@ list ;)